Thursday, May 7, 2026

Troll Snot Monthly Sneeze #1

    Alright so weekly posts or updates didnt work. This was a secret goal of mine thats actually unnatainable because Im equal parts incredibly lazy but also incredibly busy, which is a hell of a death blow to this want of making a fairly consistent blog.  
  


So to overcome that I made a sweet ass banner logo and renamed the blog to TROLL SNOT!!!!
Wowee isnt this cool, show yer mom she'll recognize my handiwork!        

So with this new proverbial champagne bottle for the rename and relaunch of this blog Ive decided a more realistic goal compared to weekly uploads is more of a once a month verbal diarrhea to shower you in the refuse of my project updates, game ideas and progress on existing games (such as my bile game wow badass dude), and general thoughts or a quick rundown (dump it) of my month. This sometimes illegible hot load of words and pictures will serve more as documentation than anything else.


    ANYWAYS, lets give you a quick rundown of whats been going on. As of late after returning from the PNW mountainhold of 3d Roleplaycon I leave with an urge to return. I met a lot of old friends once again and new ones. The weekend was an amazing microcosm of specialist oldhammer games as well as other lesser known games. I didnt play many games and mainly just played a gorka morka scenario ran by Mike (@100daemons). He ran an amazing game with a scenario built around the Red Gobbo running a destruction derby with ulterior motives. At around turn 3 the red gobbo left and all the orc on orc carnage turned into a (mostly) cooperative fight to take down an unleashed stompa. 

Absolutely amazing board and several gorka morka warbands provided by Mike to anyone who wanted to play gorkamorka.

    Besides this the weekend consisted of watching my friends play games and sculpting faces on whatever someone handed me for $5. A con classsic past time for me the past handful of events that essentially funds my human urge to eat and drink. It was a nice relaxing time and very very small tight knit event. No distractions, no influencers, just gaming and nice people. 


    One thing that stood out to me was the amount of people who played smaller scale large war games such as warmaster and epic. Theres something really satisfying at seeing a tiny 10mm "Large Army" on the table facing off against another sizable mini army. I loved the tiny sculpts and they seemed fun to paint so safe to say I felt inspired when I got home. Ive started to sculpt a goblin warmaster army. Just finished within the last couple of days. You think to yourself "10mm warmaster scale? What are you fucking stupid just 3d print them idiot, you fucking dumbass." Well I dont really enjoy 3d prints and if the existing miniatures arent to my taste (or cheap for that matter) Ill just sculpt my own. Who knows your own taste better than you anyways? 

My bogie goblin boys ready for small scale mass battle. Needs more units though.

    
Ive also snuck in an extra warband to send along with all the orc preorders. (Whoops sorry for the wait,) but they should get here and be ready for sale immediately when I ship the other preorders. No idea what Ill sculpt next but Im thinking maybe some other big helmets or perhaps some meatball monsters as is tradition. I am overdue some new goblin sculpts as well as Ive focused on orcs for a while. Maybe some boar riders? Who knows, the skies the limit when it comes to greenskins. Thats for sure!



LEGIONS OF DEMENTED ORCS READY TO BATTER AND BASH ALL! EVIL EVIL EVIL!


That sums up anything of note Ive done this month. Heres to the next post, Sneeze ya later.


    

Troll Snot Monthly Sneeze #1

     Alright so weekly posts or updates didnt work. This was a secret goal of mine thats actually unnatainable because Im equal parts incred...